The Queen visits Greenwich – caption competition
What on earth is the Dear Leader’s stooge, mayor Jim Gillman, thinking? What are Mrs Queen and Baron Greenwich saying? Answers on a piece of newly-printed royal borough notepaper to the usual address.
(Photo from greenwich.co.uk. More photos at the Greenwich Phantom.)
“Embarrassing time for her to stop. Better just lean in there and wind her up again.”
Stuart
26 April, 2012 at 10:51 am
“Slight clash there between the red of my robes and the red of Her majesty’s coat.”
Jackie
26 April, 2012 at 11:08 am
Err Liz…..I seem to have lost my lighter
greg
26 April, 2012 at 11:48 am
Christ Lizzie, let’s get back to town pronto. If you think this is trashy you won’t want to see what they’re doing to the Park.
parkkeeper
26 April, 2012 at 1:05 pm
Queen opens Cutty Sark, Mayor admires her stern
Rob
26 April, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Mmmm. Nice arse.
Chris 2
26 April, 2012 at 9:05 pm
All i need is a hat then i could do her job now that im losing mine
dave
27 April, 2012 at 9:41 am
Phillip, why is that man wearing a bearskin rug?
Jim Jepps
27 April, 2012 at 10:56 am
He’s after your bag, dear.
Shall I hit him with it?
Jed
28 April, 2012 at 3:44 pm
Philip “Who is that young whipper snapper checking out Queenie’s rear”
collo
29 April, 2012 at 10:00 am
Put it away, Philip, he said unveil the plaque, not your mac
John
29 April, 2012 at 10:54 am
Midshipman Clayton: [Handing Horatio a flask] There’s a drop of Grog in it to warm you through.
[No response]
Midshipman Clayton: Horatio?
Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Death.
Midshipman Clayton: What?
Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: I was thinking on death.
Midshipman Clayton: Whose?
Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Mine.
therealdecoy
1 May, 2012 at 10:41 pm
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