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The Queen visits Greenwich – caption competition

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What on earth is the Dear Leader’s stooge, mayor Jim Gillman, thinking? What are Mrs Queen and Baron Greenwich saying? Answers on a piece of newly-printed royal borough notepaper to the usual address.

(Photo from greenwich.co.uk. More photos at the Greenwich Phantom.)

Written by Darryl

26 April, 2012 at 10:46 am

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  1. “Embarrassing time for her to stop. Better just lean in there and wind her up again.”


    26 April, 2012 at 10:51 am

  2. “Slight clash there between the red of my robes and the red of Her majesty’s coat.”


    26 April, 2012 at 11:08 am

  3. Err Liz…..I seem to have lost my lighter


    26 April, 2012 at 11:48 am

  4. Christ Lizzie, let’s get back to town pronto. If you think this is trashy you won’t want to see what they’re doing to the Park.


    26 April, 2012 at 1:05 pm

  5. Queen opens Cutty Sark, Mayor admires her stern


    26 April, 2012 at 5:57 pm

  6. Mmmm. Nice arse.

    Chris 2

    26 April, 2012 at 9:05 pm

  7. All i need is a hat then i could do her job now that im losing mine


    27 April, 2012 at 9:41 am

  8. Phillip, why is that man wearing a bearskin rug?

    Jim Jepps

    27 April, 2012 at 10:56 am

  9. He’s after your bag, dear.
    Shall I hit him with it?


    28 April, 2012 at 3:44 pm

  10. Philip “Who is that young whipper snapper checking out Queenie’s rear”


    29 April, 2012 at 10:00 am

  11. Put it away, Philip, he said unveil the plaque, not your mac


    29 April, 2012 at 10:54 am

  12. Midshipman Clayton: [Handing Horatio a flask] There’s a drop of Grog in it to warm you through.
    [No response]
    Midshipman Clayton: Horatio?
    Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Death.
    Midshipman Clayton: What?
    Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: I was thinking on death.
    Midshipman Clayton: Whose?
    Midshipman Horatio Hornblower: Mine.


    1 May, 2012 at 10:41 pm

  13. [...] luck for his stooge, mayor Jim Gillman, who’s meant to be the borough’s “first citizen” and so represents us [...]

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