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Talk London? Talk Bexley? Definitely talking Tory…

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Slogans of urban progress flashed up on the screen in front of us. A largely silver-haired crowd filed into the hall. But something didn’t quite feel right.

We were in Bexleyheath School, where Boris Johnson was to hold an event called Talk London. Yet, looking around, London was probably a distant concept in many people’s minds. This is country where people still write “Kent” on their addresses. Boasting of Sikh festivals in Trafalgar Square, volunteer corps and Skyrides through the West End sits strangely in DA6, which only seems to assume a London identity whenever a crime takes place.

The idea behind Talk London is for ordinary Londoners to quiz the mayor. They can do that at People’s Question Times anyway, but these extra events give Boris the chance to spread his message. In Bexleyheath, he was joined by the Conservative leader of Bexley Council, Teresa O’Neill, while the meeting was chaired by the local Conservative assembly member, James Cleverly. Somehow, you could see why he came to Bexleyheath and not, say, Woolwich. Also on the panel was Ray Lewis, the mayor’s “mentoring ambassador” for youth, and a local special constable.

The panellists strode on stage and introduced themselves, and Boris gave everyone a rambling version of one of his Daily Telegraph columns. Like all the best comics, he looks like he’s making it all up as he’s going along, but I’m reliably informed he delivered a gag about exporting cakes to Paris two years ago in Brixton. “…And we’ve exported Piers Morgan to America!”

The contradiction between extolling the virtues of the city when you’re trying to appeal to people who’ve rejected urban life soon shone through. “In a city, you live longer than you would do in a village,” he declared, losing his audience for a rare moment before explaining he wanted to return London to being 150-odd villages, and encouraging people to travel around them as they would in villages, on foot and by bike. Try telling that to someone trying to find a corner shop among the sprawling semis of Barnehurst.

The cycle hire scheme was brought up – even though the nearest hire station has to be 12 miles away; and Crossrail was declared a triumph for Bexley borough, even though it’ll terminate just short of its border at Abbey Wood. Even Teresa O’Neill winced at that moment – her council had campaigned for it to be extended into the borough itself.

If the mayor was looking for an easy ride, though, he wasn’t going to get it. The first question asked why he’d broken a campaign promise and relinquished the chairmanship of the Metropolitan Police Authority. “Kit Malthouse is an excellent chair, and I saw no reason not to delegate to him.”

“Can we have a proper answer please, Mister Mayor?”

After some bluster, the mayor said his decision was nothing to do with the conviction of his deputy Ian Clement for fraud – a touchy subject around these parts, since the now embittered Clement used to run Bexley Council.

Generally, though, the questions were mostly about crime – and the fear of youth crime – and parking and traffic problems. Pretty much bullseye issues for suburbs like this. The mayor identified “a lack of risk and excitement” in young men’s lives for much of the problems, and proposed rugby as a solution. “If you have two hours of getting your head kicked in at rugby each week, there’s no way you’ll commit crime.”

The school head chipped in with his own suggestion – blocking young people’s access to Facebook. “It stops fights on Mondays.” He got the biggest round of applause of the night.

Unfortunately, somebody allowed London Assembly member Richard Barnbrook, who now claims to have moved to the borough after being ejected by voters in Barking, into the meeting. Barnbrook, who didn’t identify himself, won applause after asking a rambling question about youth crime, referring to “the unfortunate murder of a black person in Welling” and claiming somebody had been stabbed at the recent Danson Festival.

Teresa O’Neill rightly slapped the unshaven ex-BNP member down for trying to spread malicious rumours – he’s got form for this – but tellingly, she only received a gentle round of clapping for setting the record straight. Playing to prejudices still wins friends around these parts.

Also not identifying himself was a dapper chap at the end of our row who asked a question congratulating Boris on scrapping the Thames Gateway Bridge, and condemning Ken Livingstone for promising to revisit the idea. That’s because the questioner was Conservative London Assembly member Gareth Bacon, quietly planting the opportunity for Boris to pledge to build a third Blackwall crossing, to enable the people of Bexley to drive across the Thames and make Greenwich suffer the consequences. What Boris didn’t say was that TfL hasn’t entirely killed off the bridge scheme yet – but hey, there’s an election coming next year.

There was more backscratching to come, when Teresa O’Neill was asked why she pays Bexley’s chief executive £208,000 a year. The mayor tried to answer the question on her behalf, before O’Neill declared that Will Tuckley had transformed the council from being “where’s Bexley?” to “what are Bexley saying?” to more heckles.

Later, a full-blown row broke out as a pugnacious RMT taxi drivers’ rep challenged the mayor on what he was doing to stop unlicensed minicabs touting for business in the West End – the rep accusing the mayor of not accepting TfL’s own figures, the mayor getting ratty with the rep. The bonhomie slipped, and you could see how uncomfortable the mayor gets when his statements get challenged.

On the whole, it was a better night when talking about local matters. Problems with buses linking Bexley with Kent – and Kent’s reluctance to cough up to boost them – got an airing. Road humps were declared beyond the pale, with Teresa O’Neill blaming them on the evil Ken.

But on the whole, it was unclear quite what Boris could offer Bexleyheath other than some warm words and funny jokes. He talked lots about getting young people into training and apprenticeships (youth crime again) – but nobody was there with any personal experience of any of this. The mayor talked up safer neighbourhood teams – even as they’re now having their sergeants cut across London.

A question about pensioner poverty was answered with a boast about the extension of the Freedom Pass to 24 hours a day – but nobody pointed out that extension isn’t valid on the local Southeastern trains. In some ways, Boris may as well have been the mayor of Balamory, boasting about buying Miss Hoolie a new jumper, for all his talk of cycle hire schemes and the Olympics have to do with Bexleyheath.

Despite the rough questions, they only came as an interruption to the backslapping. The event still felt politically lopsided – if London Assembly members are allowed to sneak in their own friendly questions to their candidate, can this really be called anything other than electioneering?

At the end, the mayor would have headed back off down the A2 into the sunset, job done at charming another group of voters, his apparent success of reviving the capital city up the road pressed home. “This is London’s safest borough!” declared Teresa O’Neill. Keeping Bexley safe from interfering Ken seemed to be what mattered last night – and with events like this shoring up the core vote, they can’t do the mayor’s chances of fending off the old foe any harm at all.

Written by Darryl

22 July, 2011 at 12:27 pm

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  1. Feel slightly nauceous after reading that. Can’t we have the London devolution referendum again?

    Matt

    22 July, 2011 at 1:16 pm

  2. Oh and Charlton’s the epitome of ”urban” isn’t it?

    tintinhaddock

    23 July, 2011 at 8:04 am

  3. You are the first to take umbrage when north Londoners malign South East London. Yet you are quite happy to sneer at those who live just a mile or two to the south east of you. Odd.

    tintinhaddock

    23 July, 2011 at 8:24 am

  4. A mile or two away? Have you tried walking from Bexleyheath to Charlton? If you have a whole day free, try it.

    Incidentally, if criticising an audience for applauding racist shit-stirring is “sneering”, so be it.

    Darryl

    23 July, 2011 at 9:25 am

  5. I think the tintin point is a fair one, even if your response is over the top. The last time I looked it was the ‘LONDON’ borough of Bexley. Although I am happy for its residents being prevented from voting for Boris if Charlton can be prevented from voting for Ken, oh and stopped from calling itself part of London.

    rjc

    23 July, 2011 at 9:33 am

  6. How many people in Bexleyheath really consider themselves to be part of London, though?

    And if a mayor’s most visible achievements are in zone 1, how does he sell himself in zones 5 and 6?

    Darryl

    23 July, 2011 at 9:44 am

  7. To me you article came across as: ”Look at me I’m so urban and urbane while these suburbanites are so, so provincial”

    And, according to Bing Maps, Charlton Park is 3 miles from Wickham Lane. Hardly a day’s walk now is it?

    I know both areas fairly well, they’re not so different…

    tintinhaddock

    23 July, 2011 at 9:15 pm

  8. Funnily enough, I know the area well enough to be aware that Wickham Lane’s in Welling, not Bexleyheath. Charlton House to Bexleyheath School is five-and-a-half miles.

    A lot can change in that five-and-a-half miles, just as a lot changes in the five-and-a-half miles from here to Camberwell. And that’s a bugger of a walk, too.

    After the event, I was chatting with a friend who lives in Barnehurst, and mentioned the Barnbrook incident (and another speaker with BNP connections I haven’t mentioned above). “Sadly, there’s a few of them down these parts,” was her reply.

    Still, if you’re looking for imagined insults against the people of Bexleyheath, keep on digging away, you’ll be sure to find them.

    Darryl

    24 July, 2011 at 4:52 am

  9. [...] votes of victory. Remember the Boris Johnson event in Bexleyheath last year, when a former member started trying to whip up false rumours about a stabbing? Could they get away with that kind of thing in Eltham now? After the trauma of [...]

  10. God if people in Bexley love Kent so much why don’t they ask Boris next time he comes to officially no longer make it a London Borough. Either that or next time he comes get Moya Greene and Donald Brydon over there too to change all their postcodes to SE and FINALLY stop the pretence!!

    Daniel Rodson

    7 January, 2012 at 1:55 am


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